I enjoy it when.

Spoiled people don’t get something they want.

(via never-stop-never-settle)

i wrote this all subconsciously

i love penis and chicken and friends and fun and hairy guys and built men and band aids and gross things like bugs and feeling scabs and picking my nose and flirting with straight men and flying in dreams and running from cops

How was MY day?! o thanks for asking!

I had Pizza Hut in Birmingham! It wasn’t as good as American Pizza Hut and they didn’t have that amazing italian dressing, but i’d still hit it up again. I went jogging and found a park where I met a huge yellow lab named Elroy. I found an abandoned tree fort in the woods that is my new English hide-a-way where I caught up on some work. Aaaand I played some football with an invisible friend. Little pathetic, little liberating. But it was a productive day. I could have been lonely today, but instead I was awesome. Thanks for asking how my day was instead of just assuming I slept the whole day.. which also would have been awesome.

pure gold

Good results are always nice. (Taken with instagram)

kathyliz:

of a second semester college senior*

not an exaggeration.

I HAVE A CRUSH ON ALEC BALDWIN

i said it.

LITERALLY EXPLODING CONFETTIE

I’M IN ICELAND RIGHT NOW. Ok just the airport… BUT STILL. I’ve been IMing everyone on Facebook being like WOOOPPIEE!!! and no one’s answered. I just had some Idelandic coffee and whether its strong or not, I feel an adrenaline… Just can’t believe I’m in Iceland… like of all places…. WHAAA. If the rest of my trip is going to be like this I am going to have a fucking blast. SO HAPPY.

But hey, funny story. SOOO I land here in Iceland for my 2 hour layover I find the gate where I’m supposed to go to then I decide it’s a good idea to wonder the airport aimlessly and look at the shops and people and breathe the vented icelandic air. OK, Iceland is COLD AS FUCK. But the people are still HOT AS HELL… literally. I know it’s an airport but Rejkevik(?!) is a breeding place for sexy travelers. And one talked to me! He asked me something about a computer adapter but I was too busy focusing on his hair, skin, lips and accent to actually listen to the question he was asking so… hahaaaahaha.. I responded in tongues pretending I spoke little english. I’m such a little fuck.

Anyways, I end up converting just $10 into about 12 Kroner and I was all “UPGRADE”. So I walk into this gift shop to waste some time and get a gift for the rents cause I mean… I’m in Iceland. So I browse around and I see all the prices being like K2.00 and K3.00 and these things were NICE. I picked out a little neckless for my mom that had some Icelandic symbol for Health and a really nice ceramic mug with a horse on it for my dad. Good son move right? I go to check out and make some charming/ignorant comments to the cashier. She then says “four thousand and…” I stared at her in the eye and shook my head slowly and said “…ooooh… no… I read something very very wrong…” She giggled and said it was alright…. THE WORST.

alright should probably turn off my computer considering I have like 1 dollar for the rest of my trip and I still need to buy an adapter for my charger.

LYLAS

Reblog if you want “have you ever” asks.

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